You’re too short. I need to level the playing field.



sevrusnapes:

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.  


inspired by (x) and (x)



  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”


nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam

nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam









matt. 20. history sophomore. entp. slytherin. constantly crying about veronica mars.


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